英文幽默:A military cargo plane 一架军用运输机

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area,suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.The pilot tries pull up,but with all their cargo,the plane is too heavy.So he shouts to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter.They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot.So they throw out a rifle. "More!" cries the pilot.So they heave out a missile,and the pilot regains control.He pulls out of the dive and manages to safely land at an air base.The soldiers meanwhile get into a jump and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying.They ask him why he's crying and he says,"A pistol hit me on the head!" They drive on until meet another boy who's crying even harder.Again they ask why he's crying and he says,"A rifle hit me on the head!" Feeling severely guilty they drive on until meet a boy who's laughing hysterically."Hi,kid,what's so fun?" they ask,"What so fun?" The boy replies,"You wont believe this,but I just farted and a house blew up!"