英文幽默:An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正

Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.


Walter: What was it?


Teacher: Eggs.


Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.


教师:沃尔特,你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。


沃尔特:我吃了什么?


教师:鸡蛋。


沃尔特:错了,老师。那是昨天吃的。